Break Away Pants: A Lie

Ya know, “break away pants” is really a misnomer. They should be called “unsnap away pants” or “unvelcro away pants.” In fact, most pants are “break away pants” in that if you try to remove them by pulling them off, they will rip and be broken. But "break away pants" are specifically designed not to break. The pants we call “break away pants” are actually “non-break-when-they-away pants.” I should write a letter... but I just blogged about it, and that's pretty much, sort of, almost, close to, in the ballpark of just as good.