Friday, November 7, 2008
Obama Babies: My Freaky Preggers Envy
I do not want children right now—maybe ever. And yet, I have this weird envy of all the people who are going to have Obama babies. It's this extreme form of celebration—just as permanent as getting a tattoo—in which I simply cannot participate. I could have run home from the rally with some random dude and had protected, celebratory, election night sex with some and then gone out Wednesday and adopted cat... but it wouldn't have been quite the same. Besides, cats die in, like, twelve years, and I want the world to know that I was on the winning side of this bitch FOREVER.
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Wouldn't it be amazing if God gave you the Immaculate Conception at the very second you found out that Obama was our next president? Wouldn't it be such a let-down if that child became a REPUBLICAN?! EEEEK!
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