Thursday, November 6, 2008

Berliner Zeitung: The Reason I am INTERNATIONALLY INFAMOUS

God, I am AWESOME!

I found the article in Berliner Zeitung in which I am mentioned. First, she accredits Annie Kerkian's jumping up and down and screaming to me, then she misspells my name. Thanks, Olivia Schoeller! No--seriously--thanks. Anneliese Koft is in an online article for a German newspaper acting like Anne Kerkian, and for that Anneliese Toft could not be more grateful. Obviously, I can never travel in the EU again. The constant recognition will be just unbearable.

http://www.berlinonline.de/berliner-zeitung/spezial/dossiers/uswahl/113610/index.php


Here is the Babel Fish translation of my paragraph:

The first sign for Obamas victory comes on this day already on the early morning from the otherwise republican village Dixville Notch into New Hampshire. Fifteen of the twenty-in voters in the place, which traditionally always selects as one first, are correct for Obama. A good omen, but correctly seriously becomes it only against 19 o'clock. The news stations announce the first important victories for Obama: New jersey, Illinois and Connecticut fall to the democrat, in the Grant park are with restraint jubilant. McCain wins South Carolina, Oklahoma and Tennessee. That the population-strong State of Pennsylvania goes at Obama, hop, dance and cry fans become only to be familiar like the 23-jährige Anneliese Koft. " Yes, Yes, Yes! " the student of the Indiana university calls, again and again. With its friend Anneliese Koft for the election campaign team worked, undecided voters convinced and never hope lost. The end the election campaign is for it the beginning of a new time calculation. At the arm it carries a Obama clock with wrong diamonds in the Grant park proudly: " If someone asks me for the time, say I, it am time for a Wandel."

Hahaha. Oh Babel Fish. You be not of the great with understanding to the grammar. The accuracy of you is being leaving something for desired.

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